Scorned Wife Opens Irony Store

Scorned wife of former vice-presidential candidate and current serial adulterer, John Edwards, opened an antique shop this week in her native Chapel Hill, North Carolina. She named it Red Window. I assume the name comes from the day she sat outside her scumbag husband's whore's house watched him scurry inside like a puppy to a treat bag--a nasty, venerial disease-ridden, callused treat bag. The glow from the light just inside that pane of glass illuminated red a window into the destruction of a political career. The tongue in cheek title seems like a clear choice for an angry women facing adultery, humiliation, an upcoming failure in the policy that she has made her life's work, and impending death. However, Red Window was not her first option, but Blonde Whores Should Die of AIDS has a location in nearby Durham.
Good for Elizabeth for showing the world that depite everything she is not through with this world. I assume she was thrown into the workforce by her husband's legal bills and child support payments to the possibly dozens of women he selflessly inseminated over the years as Johnny Good-Boy rode around the country railing against poverty and speaking of the American Dream. Thankfully, Elizabeth still embodies the American dream by opening a business of her own. Hopefully her children will see her as the role model and not their rat father who thinks the best thing he has to offer this country is a Cialis-laden penis, that as a good ol' boy from the South (I heard somewhere who grew up in a Mill town), is ripe for plantin'.

~Ginger