It seems he's at it again. Everytime they pass him a little money and encourage him to go out and live his life, but do the right thing this time, he screws up. Whether it's slapping his newest Meth-ey girlfriend around, that embarassing public urination collar, announcing a new settlement policy while the Vice President of the United States is over for dinner or sinking an aid ship, he's always dragging that decent family through the mud. Of course that family always babied him. Maybe tough love will set him straight and finally show him not to be the town dick. Either way, he's always getting himself in trouble and everyone around him in a tizzy.
Anyways, as tough as mean old Aunt Hillary is, her occasional visits seem not to be doing the trick. It's about time she goes over there with a belt and beats the hell out of him. Hopefully that will teach him that he's not the center of the Earth and that his actions have consequences. Aunt Hillary can be kind of a bitch, but dealing with her is a lot easier than dealing with the neighbors. They've all kind of had enough of his bullshit over the years, and I heard they've got a couple of guns.
Israel, remember, it's embarrassing when your country's behavior mirrors that of a hateful, high school dropout whose idea of a good afternoon is a meth binge followed by a sloppy rendezvous on the swingset at the local elementary school with the night shift clerk from the local Exxon station during the fourth graders' recess.
~Ginger
Monday, May 31
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