Huffington Post is reporting that the banged up broad who John Edwards carried on a gag-worthy affair with celebrated her love-child's first birthday recently. Included is a photograph from the event. The child clearly looks like Edwards in the picture. Unfortunately, however, this cropped version of the photo hides some of the more important paternity-identifying features. For example, in the complete photograph you can see the baby emptying her diaper on a woman with cancer, while lacing up her little Nike Air-AmbulanceChasers.
The added income of the child has really helped Edwards' sperm bank, Rielle Hunter, continue to support a lifestyle that includes purchasing Bimbo-tastic Brand blonde hair dye six weeks after her roots start showing and sense of class that could only be exceeded by a Northern New Jersey prostiture passed out in a gutter with a cyringe dangling from between her toes. Meanwhile, Edwards lives the high life on his massive Everyman estate in (Michael) Jacksonian hiding with his balls conveniently being held in a vice owned by Elizabeth Edwards.
-Ginger
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